Browsing Posts published in February, 2008

It’s 8 C here today. The half-foot thick ice rink I call a driveway has finally softened enough that I was able to completely remove all the thick ice chunks. All that’s been left behind is a couple of slightly watery pools which will, I’m sure, be gone by the time it dips below zero [...]

The phrase “explosive diarrhea” no longer makes you laugh

The first place you think to look when missing a tool is in your son’s playroom

A dark day in Phoenix, my friends. The New England Patriots have lost the game. If you recall earlier this year, I gave up on the Miami Dolphins after years of front-office stupidity and on-field ineptitude. After washing my hands of the ‘Fins, I looked over the list of NFL teams to pick a new [...]